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"We are an old traditional British Sweet Shop, our sweets are kept in retro glass jars, weighed out in front of our customers and bagged in classic candy striped paper bags."
https://www.thebathsweetshop.com/

There are others, e.g. in Bristol:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Treas ... FQAw%3D%3D

(apologies for the long URL; it enables a picture of the shopfront and interior)

And generations of children have picked a selection at my local off-licence :)
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Tripped on this one during a discussion on Discord. Amused me at least (from LPWS):
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Good to see you still exist. Still feeling grubby after your flirt with hamdom? :D

Thanks for (re)introducting me to LPWS - NOT!
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bd139 wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 9:29 am Tripped on this one during a discussion on Discord. Amused me at least (from LPWS):

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WTF? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MED6753 wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 2:05 pm
bd139 wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 9:29 am Tripped on this one during a discussion on Discord. Amused me at least (from LPWS):

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WTF? :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.laughingpoliceman.com

Let's just say test equipment isn't the only sub-culture to have its own schisms and vicious infighting :) Certainly some of the comments about typical radio amateurs were borne out at the recent Dunstable Downs rally (fortunately held in the middle of a big field).

But, to be fair, Luton is not an "upscale area". Those in the UK might like to while away the hours with
https://www.ons.gov.uk/census/maps/chor ... =E06000032
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On a lighter note. Blondie is watching a TV show originating from the UK talking about weight loss. I was surprised to see that you Brits still measure body weight in terms of "Stones" (14 pound increments). Even the scales are calibrated in stones. So a person weighing 150 pounds is 10 stones, 7 pounds.

Next time I go to the doctor and they ask my weight I'm going to tell them in terms of "stones" and see how many puzzled looks I get. :P :D
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There are a few more Imperial units still in "everyday" use: miles (plus furlongs if you race the geegees!), mpg rather than l/100km (Imperial gallons, not the anaemic US gallon[1]), lbs (if you are a greengrocer wanting to make political points), feet and inches when related to bodies.

But almost all are metric nowadays, including food prices[2].

[1] typical journalists don't realise that, and rely on the gallon-litre conversion in their calculator :(

[2] Most local supermarkets sell one item costing £3k-8k per kg, depending on the origin. Guess what :)
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tggzzz wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 3:29 pm There are a few more Imperial units still in "everyday" use: miles (plus furlongs if you race the geegees!), mpg rather than l/100km (Imperial gallons, not the anaemic US gallon[1]), lbs (if you are a greengrocer wanting to make political points), feet and inches when related to bodies.

But almost all are metric nowadays, including food prices[2].

[1] typical journalists don't realise that, and rely on the gallon-litre conversion in their calculator :(

[2] Most local supermarkets sell one item costing £3k-8k per kg, depending on the origin. Guess what :)
Yes, I know that a US gallon is smaller than an Imperial gallon. Is there an "official" 14 pound stone in the government standards or just based upon tradition?
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MED6753 wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 3:43 pm
tggzzz wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 3:29 pm There are a few more Imperial units still in "everyday" use: miles (plus furlongs if you race the geegees!), mpg rather than l/100km (Imperial gallons, not the anaemic US gallon[1]), lbs (if you are a greengrocer wanting to make political points), feet and inches when related to bodies.

But almost all are metric nowadays, including food prices[2].

[1] typical journalists don't realise that, and rely on the gallon-litre conversion in their calculator :(

[2] Most local supermarkets sell one item costing £3k-8k per kg, depending on the origin. Guess what :)
Yes, I know that a US gallon is smaller than an Imperial gallon. Is there an "official" 14 pound stone in the government standards or just based upon tradition?
Hint: consider long-ton vs short-ton vs metric-ton. Don't ask about cwt :)

Does the act of 1824 count as "tradition" or "government"? https://www.britannica.com/topic/Imperial-unit
"...the Americans were just adopting units based on those discarded by the act of 1824. The standard U.S. gallon is based on the Queen Anne wine gallon..."
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tggzzz wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 3:29 pm <SNIP>

[2] Most local supermarkets sell one item costing £3k-8k per kg, depending on the origin. Guess what :)
Saffron?
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Too easy.

Try asking a shop assistant whether they have flowers costing more than £3000/kg, and see if you get a sensible answer.
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tggzzz wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 3:29 pm [1] typical journalists don't realise that, and rely on the gallon-litre conversion in their calculator :(
I used to work with journalists. I can assure you that most can't operate the % button on a four function calculator, let alone find the conversions. They probably use their phone. Which might well warn them of the difference between UK and US gallons.

By the way, one of my bikes has 27" wheels. Naturally, being Imperial, the wheels are not actually 27", but some tyres that fit the rims are 27" when correctly inflated.

Isn't printer ink even more expensive than saffron?
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Hp305xl 4ml for £21, or £5200/litre.

I'd call it equal :)
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I'm having trouble with private messages. I was conversing with EC8010 and now my messages are just sitting in the "outbox". Anyone got any ideas?
And EC8010, I'm not ignoring you and my faith was justified :D
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Robert wrote: Wed May 27, 2026 7:51 pm I'm having trouble with private messages. I was conversing with EC8010 and now my messages are just sitting in the "outbox". Anyone got any ideas?
And EC8010, I'm not ignoring you and my faith was justified :D
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My unconfirmed suspicion is that messages sit in the outbox until they have been read. More accurate info welcomed.
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I use Linux Mint 21.1, Xfce and Firefox. I run the updates manually about once a week. I've never had the least problem with PMs, or trouble with passwords. Messages do sit in the outbox until they've been read. There are notifications on incoming PMs and replies to posts. I haven't looked into whether that has to be specifically configured. I'm sure I just chose the defaults.
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Robert wrote: Wed May 27, 2026 7:51 pm I'm having trouble with private messages. I was conversing with EC8010 and now my messages are just sitting in the "outbox". Anyone got any ideas?
And EC8010, I'm not ignoring you and my faith was justified :D
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I've sent you a PM.

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Three messages all arrived at once in my inbox, so we're sorted. I've had odd things happen with private messaging here and at the Other Place.
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Decided I ought to dig out the relevant equipment, and do the measurement one last time.

What is the equipment, what is the measurement, and why one last time? :)
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tggzzz wrote: Sun May 31, 2026 12:45 pm Decided I ought to dig out the relevant equipment, and do the measurement one last time.

What is the equipment, what is the measurement, and why one last time? :)
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You've left the name of the instrument in the picture and I had no idea it was produced with the Agilent name on it, that must be a very late one. Mine's a Hewlett Packard with OCXO, extended memory and the useful C channel. It cost me a fair amount but it's worth it. The 5 seconds per division is way too fast for that to be an oven warming up unless it's really tiny. I think one last time must be to do with Droitwich, so the MDA will be measuring something like a QuartzLock off-air 10MHz standard. Last year I sold an RCS branded one to its designer, at Stockwood Park, it was half dismantled but he wanted it for sentimental reasons so it didn't matter if it worked or not. I wasn't expecting the signal to last another year at that point.
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synx508 wrote: Sun May 31, 2026 8:29 pm
tggzzz wrote: Sun May 31, 2026 12:45 pm Decided I ought to dig out the relevant equipment, and do the measurement one last time.

What is the equipment, what is the measurement, and why one last time? :)
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You've left the name of the instrument in the picture and I had no idea it was produced with the Agilent name on it, that must be a very late one. Mine's a Hewlett Packard with OCXO, extended memory and the useful C channel. It cost me a fair amount but it's worth it. The 5 seconds per division is way too fast for that to be an oven warming up unless it's really tiny. I think one last time must be to do with Droitwich, so the MDA will be measuring something like a QuartzLock off-air 10MHz standard. Last year I sold an RCS branded one to its designer, at Stockwood Park, it was half dismantled but he wanted it for sentimental reasons so it didn't matter if it worked or not. I wasn't expecting the signal to last another year at that point.
I also thought about Droitwich but you beat me to it. We did away with all our such transmitters (except world heritage SAQ which is a tad smaller bandwidth) years ago. Perhaps a HF one exists. The MW station aimed at Eastern Europe still stands as masts, but the electronics have been dismantled too far.

BBC R4 on 198 will be missed.
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You've got it :)

Any other suggestions for last time measurements? Yes, I have captured histogram of a locked in signal; appallingly noisy compared with OCXOs, of course. I did use it to tune the MDA's OCXO; after a few years there's a 6ppb frequency difference. Not sure whether that is or isn't a change. Clearly I'm not a voltnut.

It is 1s/div, the slowest available. It shows the locking of a Quartz lock 2A, a nice example of a slightly underdamped second order PLL.

I have tried the same with the decommissioned base station OCXO that zenith kindly gave me. As far as I can tell that has a time constant of only 10s or so, but i ought to check dimly remembered maths.

My external HP 10811 is, of course, much larger and slower.

Losing R4 198kHz is a shame. It doesn't suffer from FM multipath and fading in cities, but suffers other dropouts, perhaps due to EVs.

I'm not sure there is a workaround for the time signal information. People mutter about smart meters, but not about what happens where they can't be installed or there's no coverage,
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1s/div of course, I get that wrong a lot because some of my instruments show the per division setting in that central position.

I also tuned my MDA's OCXO to Droitwich and have wondered if I really needed the GPSDO afterwards. I decided that I did but I'm not sure that GNSS availability is guaranteed to be with us for much longer so I started trying to construct a 60kHz receiver which turned out to be a frustrating endeavour because it's so weak here. Phase-locking to it is not going to be easy and may only be possible with DSP.
Then I decided 162kHz was a better option as there was a sensibly strong signal there - but it's not the easiest job to decode with full phase lock to its too-clever-by-far pseudo-random PM "phase spreading" signal, something that's required to get the best out of the signal.
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synx508 wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2026 5:32 am 1s/div of course, I get that wrong a lot because some of my instruments show the per division setting in that central position.
Easy to have a slip of the eye with that display, unless you are familiar with it.

I've added a second image to the original, with a lower resolution vertical. It shows the full frequency range lockin and full slightly underdamped response.
I also tuned my MDA's OCXO to Droitwich and have wondered if I really needed the GPSDO afterwards. I decided that I did but I'm not sure that GNSS availability is guaranteed to be with us for much longer so I started trying to construct a 60kHz receiver which turned out to be a frustrating endeavour because it's so weak here. Phase-locking to it is not going to be easy and may only be possible with DSP.
I thought the field strength was supposed to be 10mV/m at 1000km. Presumably you don't have sufficiently long piece of wire :)

As a kid I strung a short wave antenna alongside the overhead telephone cable. That was ~200ft long, made from 1m pieces of hookup wire my brother had collected from LATCC in West Drayton. The really frustrating thing about SW reception back then was the appalling inaccuracy of the (second hand) radios.
Then I decided 162kHz was a better option as there was a sensibly strong signal there - but it's not the easiest job to decode with full phase lock to its too-clever-by-far pseudo-random PM "phase spreading" signal, something that's required to get the best out of the signal.
Almost half a century ago I had a similar problem with optical signals. I made a receiver with a 90dB optical dynamic range (180dB electric), and didn't want to use a PLL since Floyd M Gardner's "Phaselock Techniques" stated its lock in time was (?and still is?) indeterminate.

Here's my modern incarnation of that circuit: 100kHz centre frequency, 140000dB/decade falloff, Q of 15000, 3dB down at+-3Hz, 20dB down at +-30Hz. I have a stretch objective of understanding the z-domain maths of how it works.

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synx508 wrote: Mon Jun 01, 2026 5:32 am 1s/div of course, I get that wrong a lot because some of my instruments show the per division setting in that central position.

I also tuned my MDA's OCXO to Droitwich and have wondered if I really needed the GPSDO afterwards. I decided that I did but I'm not sure that GNSS availability is guaranteed to be with us for much longer so I started trying to construct a 60kHz receiver which turned out to be a frustrating endeavour because it's so weak here. Phase-locking to it is not going to be easy and may only be possible with DSP.
Then I decided 162kHz was a better option as there was a sensibly strong signal there - but it's not the easiest job to decode with full phase lock to its too-clever-by-far pseudo-random PM "phase spreading" signal, something that's required to get the best out of the signal.
I'm not sure what you mean when you say "GNSS availability". GNSS (Global Navigation Satellite System) is a general term for several satellite systems used for positioning and navigation. These systems are GPS, Galileo, GLONASS and others. GPSDOs use at least two. Because of its immense strategic and economic importance, it's hard to see GNSS going away any time soon.

There are advantages to an off-air standard, not taking time to lock being one, so not needing to be left on for long periods. However for practical purposes, calibrating SAs, frequency counters etc, cheap GPSDOs seem fine. Time nuts would have a different view. Industrial grade GPSDOs offer more but are substantially more expensive.

Here's a comparison of some cheap GPSDOs

https://reeve.com/Documents/Articles%20 ... DOComp.pdf

The Leo Bodnar unit seems one of the best and most versatile, although there isn't much in it.

It's sad that BBC Radio Four is finally going off the air after years of threatening to do it. From what I've read, transmissions will continue at reduced power for the Radio Teleswitch Service used by some electricity meters, but it wasn't entirely clear how this is to be implemented.

There's also Time from NPL - the Rugby Clock - on 60kHz. It's based on a caesium beam standard. It's used for clocks, even surprisingly cheap ones. I've never heard of an off-air standard using it.
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