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Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2023 8:17 am
by Cubdriver
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I guess I'm old - I don't 'get' nose hardware - this one really made me laugh.

-Pat

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 1:39 pm
by AVGresponding
Why don't penguins like rock music?

Because they only like sole

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2023 5:02 pm
by Cerebus
AVGresponding wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 1:39 pm Why don't penguins like rock music?

Because they only like sole
I love puns about eyes.
The cornea the better.

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2023 1:44 pm
by AVGresponding
What's a penguin's favourite dog?

A Bichon Freeze

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2023 1:57 pm
by AVGresponding
What did the penguin get from the genie of the lamp?

Three fishes

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2023 2:48 pm
by Specmaster
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Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2023 10:38 am
by AVGresponding
When Liberace retired, he sold all his pianos, but he couldn't sell his stool.

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2023 1:19 pm
by Cubdriver
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Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2023 1:44 pm
by AVGresponding
Why do penguins go around in pairs?

Freezer crowd

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2023 7:43 am
by Cubdriver
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Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2023 2:26 pm
by Cubdriver
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Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:06 pm
by AVGresponding
Why was the penguin popular?

Because he was an ice guy

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2023 1:15 am
by Cubdriver
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Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 7:43 pm
by Specmaster
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Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2023 9:42 pm
by Reddwarf3r
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Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2023 6:44 am
by BU508A
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Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 8:35 am
by BU508A

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 6:12 pm
by Zenith
I was in Lidl today and I saw they were offering a renewable energy wooden train set featuring:

3 beautifully designed features: level crossing, train station with solar panels and charging point for the electric car, and a wind turbine with rotating rotor blades
Solar panels with tilting function
With light and sound effects
3-year warranty

Batteries included! It tickled me.

https://www.lidl.co.uk/p/playtive-woode ... /p10008358

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 7:01 pm
by mnementh
Zenith wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 6:12 pm ...Batteries included! It tickled me.

https://www.lidl.co.uk/p/playtive-woode ... /p10008358
Are they rechargeable batteries?

mnem
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Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2023 8:50 pm
by Zenith
I'm not a gambling man - in the conventional sense - but I'd lay £10 that they are not. They are almost certainly alkaline AAs or AAAs. When a product is rechargeable or solar powered, such as a power tool, or flashlight, or garden lights, the seller is quick to boast about it as a feature, and often include a charger.

Of course they could be rechargeable, say NiCads or SLAs. All in the spirit of forming young minds to be future responsible guardians of the planet.

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2023 3:30 pm
by AVGresponding
How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2023 2:58 pm
by AVGresponding
What do penguins wear to the beach?

Flipper flops

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2023 3:13 pm
by AVGresponding
Just remembered a joke my physics teacher told me:

Where does mercury come from?

Hg wells

Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2023 10:49 am
by dl6lr
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Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2023 3:19 pm
by AVGresponding
What's a penguin's favourite ice cream flavour?

Fishtachio