Re: The Meme and Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2023 5:10 pm
Test equipment addicts, unite!
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bd139 wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2023 9:12 amIt's the abstract concept of "quality". Some people get it. Some people don't. This person does not get it.Specmaster wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2023 8:29 am Haha, what a fugly mess of that car they have made. I wouldn't be seen dead in sh1t box, what on earth made then do that.
Edit: this turned into a rant. Sorrynixiefreqq wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2023 4:46 pmquality? oh shit......bd must have read robert pirsig.bd139 wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2023 9:12 amIt's the abstract concept of "quality". Some people get it. Some people don't. This person does not get it.Specmaster wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2023 8:29 am Haha, what a fugly mess of that car they have made. I wouldn't be seen dead in sh1t box, what on earth made then do that.
(read ZATAOMM in 1976.....and have not been right since)
bd139 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 10:42 amEdit: this turned into a rant. Sorrynixiefreqq wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2023 4:46 pmquality? oh shit......bd must have read robert pirsig.
(read ZATAOMM in 1976.....and have not been right since)
To be fair I read that fairly late on, after I'd been throwing together web applications for a few years. I came to the conclusion that some people actually have zero to no idea if something is good or not. Sometimes they are employed by people with the same ability. You only get an idea of if things are good by consuming and analysing as much "art" as you possibly can over a long period of time. When I say "art" I mean anything that humans create, not just paintings. Eventually you develop an intuitive feeling of raised hackles every time someone puts something that is garbage in front of you. Good is a trite form of quality.
The book cemented that, when I read it in around 2010, by at least providing an abstract framework around reasoning about it and giving it a name, although it had some crack smoking around temporality and "now" being part of the quality equation which I disagree with because it's completely missing the entire lifetime of everything. The alternating side story was interesting. It could have been a lot shorter.
Fundamentally it gets broken down into two questions:
- Does it look and feel nice?
- Does it function well?
This is all plainly obvious crap but you have to sit and think about it for a bit and probably didn't need a voluminous diatribe written about it.
There are of course exceptions and midpoints which are where all hell breaks loose. I mean I have a lovely Knoll Sapper monitor stand here which is a nice piece of design but the thing is a complete piece of shit from a functional perspective. You don't realise that until your monitor slowly tilts as you are typing over the space of a few days or when the cable gets caught in the arm hinge very slightly but it still feels quality, just you don't use it. And there are things which decline over time, sometimes very rapidly (cars for example). And there are opinions as well such as ticking analogue watches which I find to be functionally good but fucking irritating because they tick.
Ultimately if we look at that idiot's car, it did indeed look and feel nice once and probably functioned well one. Now one is completely false, the other is uncertain and the owner is clearly ignorant to the former which is what drums up the raised hackles. That person should never be trusted. I dread to think what the inside of his house looks like.
Ergo I claim quality is more a social issue of trust in others to do something good than actual good.
bd139 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 10:42 amEdit: this turned into a rant. Sorrynixiefreqq wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2023 4:46 pmquality? oh shit......bd must have read robert pirsig.
(read ZATAOMM in 1976.....and have not been right since)
To be fair I read that fairly late on, after I'd been throwing together web applications for a few years. I came to the conclusion that some people actually have zero to no idea if something is good or not. Sometimes they are employed by people with the same ability. You only get an idea of if things are good by consuming and analysing as much "art" as you possibly can over a long period of time. When I say "art" I mean anything that humans create, not just paintings. Eventually you develop an intuitive feeling of raised hackles every time someone puts something that is garbage in front of you. Good is a trite form of quality.
The book cemented that, when I read it in around 2010, by at least providing an abstract framework around reasoning about it and giving it a name, although it had some crack smoking around temporality and "now" being part of the quality equation which I disagree with because it's completely missing the entire lifetime of everything. The alternating side story was interesting. It could have been a lot shorter.
Fundamentally it gets broken down into two questions:
- Does it look and feel nice?
- Does it function well?
This is all plainly obvious crap but you have to sit and think about it for a bit and probably didn't need a voluminous diatribe written about it.
There are of course exceptions and midpoints which are where all hell breaks loose. I mean I have a lovely Knoll Sapper monitor stand here which is a nice piece of design but the thing is a complete piece of shit from a functional perspective. You don't realise that until your monitor slowly tilts as you are typing over the space of a few days or when the cable gets caught in the arm hinge very slightly but it still feels quality, just you don't use it. And there are things which decline over time, sometimes very rapidly (cars for example). And there are opinions as well such as ticking analogue watches which I find to be functionally good but fucking irritating because they tick.
Ultimately if we look at that idiot's car, it did indeed look and feel nice once and probably functioned well one. Now one is completely false, the other is uncertain and the owner is clearly ignorant to the former which is what drums up the raised hackles. That person should never be trusted. I dread to think what the inside of his house looks like.
Ergo I claim quality is more a social issue of trust in others to do something good than actual good.
Oh, I remember the Barcos. I've worked on those, as well as their projectors and owned a Barco Mega Calibrator Monitor myself. It was fun playing Quake on a 29" CRT computer monitor, even though it took up the entire desk!vk6zgo wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 1:34 am
We had some Barco monitors (the ones that look a bit like microwave ovens, with the keyboard entry for all functions).
They were nice when they were working, but completely failed in functionality ---one click of a switch on a Sony could select the function you needed, but with the Barco, you had to wade through menus.
Where they failed mostly internally was their fetish on the "form" side.
The boards were things of beauty, but when we tried to remove components for replacement, we found that the through hole diameters were so close to that of the leads as to become an "interference fit".
To add insult to injury, there was minimal copper around the holes, so unless we were extremely careful, a nice little "doughnut" of copper would come off.
A Pace desoldering tool didn't help, as it delighted in eating the copper.
Obviously, there were "work-arounds", but working on them was much more time consuming than a standard picture monitor should require.
Haha, web development... We are just facing some shit from the group that throws AWS on everything not being nailed down. Now they arranged to use AWS IOT but failed to nail them to fixed IPs (you can do that, but it costs some money) because "we have no problems with it". But AWS has abt. 200 IPs and each DNS resolves only 6 of them. So the firewall catches 6 IPs and the devices probably 6 different ones the next millisecond...
That sounds about right. Any ancillary services other than the core ones like VPC, EC2, S3 etc are a turd.dl6lr wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:18 pmHaha, web development... We are just facing some shit from the group that throws AWS on everything not being nailed down. Now they arranged to use AWS IOT but failed to nail them to fixed IPs (you can do that, but it costs some money) because "we have no problems with it". But AWS has abt. 200 IPs and each DNS resolves only 6 of them. So the firewall catches 6 IPs and the devices probably 6 different ones the next millisecond...
We had both a Sony & a Barco projector.Runco990 wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 10:59 pmOh, I remember the Barcos. I've worked on those, as well as their projectors and owned a Barco Mega Calibrator Monitor myself. It was fun playing Quake on a 29" CRT computer monitor, even though it took up the entire desk!vk6zgo wrote: ↑Mon Dec 18, 2023 1:34 am
We had some Barco monitors (the ones that look a bit like microwave ovens, with the keyboard entry for all functions).
They were nice when they were working, but completely failed in functionality ---one click of a switch on a Sony could select the function you needed, but with the Barco, you had to wade through menus.
Where they failed mostly internally was their fetish on the "form" side.
The boards were things of beauty, but when we tried to remove components for replacement, we found that the through hole diameters were so close to that of the leads as to become an "interference fit".
To add insult to injury, there was minimal copper around the holes, so unless we were extremely careful, a nice little "doughnut" of copper would come off.
A Pace desoldering tool didn't help, as it delighted in eating the copper.
Obviously, there were "work-arounds", but working on them was much more time consuming than a standard picture monitor should require.
Anyhow, I made a long living servicing and color calibrating Sony Broadcast Monitors. Barco may be ultra modular, but Sony held up and was pretty easy to repair. I haven't touched a Barco in many years. I still keep a sony broadcast monitor on my bench today.
Given the seemingly unlimited creativity of idiots, it is utterly impossible to make ANYTHING idiot proof. The absolute best you can ever hope for is idiot resistant.vk6zgo wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2023 12:03 am The unfortunate Barco was inadvertently connected to the studio light fader output, how, I don't know, as the outlets used a different type of connectors, so it should have been "idiot proof" (a superior class of idiots, I guess!).
When I entered the picture, it had been repaired & worked, but it suffered from a raft of strange faults which seemed to be the results of that incident.
After reading the first few bits of a book on mathematical logic, I think it is possible to produce something actually idiot proof. You just need to set a statistically high number of tests and traps around it so that the probability of someone being able to use it decreases until it is insignificant.
I think thermodynamics has a few lessons here....bd139 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2023 11:30 amAfter reading the first few bits of a book on mathematical logic, I think it is possible to produce something actually idiot proof. You just need to set a statistically high number of tests and traps around it so that the probability of someone being able to use it decreases until it is insignificant.
Yes, I've never been happy with heat pump type air conditioners quoting kW ratings far in excess of the power they take from the Mains.tggzzz wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2023 5:11 pmI think thermodynamics has a few lessons here....bd139 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2023 11:30 amAfter reading the first few bits of a book on mathematical logic, I think it is possible to produce something actually idiot proof. You just need to set a statistically high number of tests and traps around it so that the probability of someone being able to use it decreases until it is insignificant.
Yes is it possible to "win", provided that you define the system appropriately. E.g. heat pumps that are >100% efficient.
But if you include more in that system, then you can see you aren't winning. E.g. power station efficiency plus transmission losses, or the idiots doing something (anything) to work around the unusable whatever-it-is.
Provided the "box under consideration" is your house and the motor is inside the house, they can be 300% (etc) efficient when heating. You put 1kWh electricity into the motor, and that escapes into the house. The result of the motor running is that fluid also puts 2kWh into the house. Therefore, for 1kWh input you end up with 3kWh inside your house.vk6zgo wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 12:44 amYes, I've never been happy with heat pump type air conditioners quoting kW ratings far in excess of the power they take from the Mains.tggzzz wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2023 5:11 pmI think thermodynamics has a few lessons here....bd139 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2023 11:30 am
After reading the first few bits of a book on mathematical logic, I think it is possible to produce something actually idiot proof. You just need to set a statistically high number of tests and traps around it so that the probability of someone being able to use it decreases until it is insignificant.
Yes is it possible to "win", provided that you define the system appropriately. E.g. heat pumps that are >100% efficient.
But if you include more in that system, then you can see you aren't winning. E.g. power station efficiency plus transmission losses, or the idiots doing something (anything) to work around the unusable whatever-it-is.
OK, I sort of understand the explanation, but it still sounds like a lot of "handwaving".
My favourite "hate" is the idiots who think that gain antennas really do increase power!
That's a bit unfair as the standard worldwide is to quote cooling plant in terms of the rate at which it will move heat around. The units may vary, tonnes, BTU/h, or watts, but it's the energy pumped that is measured, not the energy needed to do the pumping.
The systems of the size you're talking about all use sealed compressors, so any waste heat from the motor goes into the working fluid and is rejected in the condenser. Then it's just a question of where the condenser is, not where the motor is, as to where that waste heat ends up.tggzzz wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:48 am Provided the "box under consideration" is your house and the motor is inside the house, they can be 300% (etc) efficient when heating. You put 1kWh electricity into the motor, and that escapes into the house. The result of the motor running is that fluid also puts 2kWh into the house. Therefore, for 1kWh input you end up with 3kWh inside your house.
I think they're considering the total gain of the system. I mean you're just converting energy but if you stick 100W in and get 1000W out, even if you're sucking 900W out of magic unicorn shit then that's a gain as far as your interest goes. I mean the overall system efficiency is cost for the gain so you can only rationalise this in terms of an efficiency ratio and a price.vk6zgo wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 12:44 am Yes, I've never been happy with heat pump type air conditioners quoting kW ratings far in excess of the power they take from the Mains.
OK, I sort of understand the explanation, but it still sounds like a lot of "handwaving".
My favourite "hate" is the idiots who think that gain antennas really do increase power!
Ohh, I understand how gain antennas work, but people still think that, say, 5 watts with 20dBi of gain means you can be subject to dangerous levels of "EMF".bd139 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:56 pmI think they're considering the total gain of the system. I mean you're just converting energy but if you stick 100W in and get 1000W out, even if you're sucking 900W out of magic unicorn shit then that's a gain as far as your interest goes. I mean the overall system efficiency is cost for the gain so you can only rationalise this in terms of an efficiency ratio and a price.vk6zgo wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 12:44 am Yes, I've never been happy with heat pump type air conditioners quoting kW ratings far in excess of the power they take from the Mains.
OK, I sort of understand the explanation, but it still sounds like a lot of "handwaving".
My favourite "hate" is the idiots who think that gain antennas really do increase power!
As for antennas with gain, it's difficult to explain this as well. It's not really gain but a decrease in loss!
Again semantics but work back from the output rather than from the source and it makes sense.
If in the "wrong" location, you would be subjected to 100 times more power than radiated from an isotropic antenna. In other locations you would be subjected to less powervk6zgo wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 11:55 pmOhh, I understand how gain antennas work, but people still think that, say, 5 watts with 20dBi of gain means you can be subject to dangerous levels of "EMF".bd139 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 8:56 pmI think they're considering the total gain of the system. I mean you're just converting energy but if you stick 100W in and get 1000W out, even if you're sucking 900W out of magic unicorn shit then that's a gain as far as your interest goes. I mean the overall system efficiency is cost for the gain so you can only rationalise this in terms of an efficiency ratio and a price.vk6zgo wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2023 12:44 am Yes, I've never been happy with heat pump type air conditioners quoting kW ratings far in excess of the power they take from the Mains.
OK, I sort of understand the explanation, but it still sounds like a lot of "handwaving".
My favourite "hate" is the idiots who think that gain antennas really do increase power!
As for antennas with gain, it's difficult to explain this as well. It's not really gain but a decrease in loss!
Again semantics but work back from the output rather than from the source and it makes sense.
The radiation from an imaginary isotropic antenna is not "loss" in the conventional sense, as much as signals going in directions where we don't want them to go.