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Something to brighten a dull and wet day
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2022 11:46 am
by Specmaster
Re: Something to brighten a dull and wet day
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2022 11:51 am
by bd139
Never seen that one before. Absolute classic
Re: Something to brighten a dull and wet day
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:25 am
by Cerebus
On the topic of amusing things that passed one's way I saw this today:
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Yes, Walmart are selling a working replica of the Hellraiser puzzle box as an educational toy. I suppose having your skin flayed from you by Cenobites
is educational in as much as it teaches you
"Don't open this puzzle box" but by that point it's a bit late to be learning that particular lesson.
Re: Something to brighten a dull and wet day
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 8:36 am
by bd139
Hahaha I recognised that before I even read the text. What were they thinking
Re: Something to brighten a dull and wet day
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:13 pm
by Cerebus
I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop and some right wing fundamentalist group to start loudly and publicly accusing Wally World of being in league with Satan.
Re: Something to brighten a dull and wet day
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2022 2:24 pm
by Specmaster
Re: Something to brighten a dull and wet day
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2022 2:52 am
by mnementh
Cerebus wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:13 pm
I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop and some right wing fundamentalist group to start loudly and publicly accusing Wally World of being in league with Satan.
Not exactly in league... he's now a wholly owned subsidiary. The Waltons acquired his organization and IP in a hostile takeover back in 2016...
mnem
It was a pretty big year for predators;
The marketplace was on a roll...
And the land of opportunity
Spawned a whole new breed of men without souls.
This year, notoriety got all confused with fame;
And the devil is downhearted,
Because there's nothing left for him to claim...
Re: Something to brighten a dull and wet day
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2022 5:13 pm
by Cerebus
mnementh wrote: ↑Sun Nov 13, 2022 2:52 am
Not exactly in league... he's now a wholly owned subsidiary. The Waltons acquired his organization and IP in a hostile takeover back in 2016...
"Goodnight Scumspawn!"
"Goodnight Dad!"
"Goodnight Belzebub!"
"Goodnight Dad!"
...
Re: Something to brighten a dull and wet day
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2022 3:19 pm
by mnementh
Re: Something to brighten a dull and wet day
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2022 4:02 pm
by Specmaster