Zenith wrote: ↑Thu Dec 22, 2022 3:51 pm
tggzzz wrote: ↑Thu Dec 22, 2022 1:35 pm
I'm told that a bird bigger than 11cm high is "unnecessary", which only leaves a
baby chicken. I'm trying to find a way to have at least an ordinary Sunday lunch, but that involves paintstripping and metal bashing.
Not in a good mood.
This sounds completely arbitrary. Why 11 cm and not 10 or 12.5 cm? Is it going to be measured before it goes into the oven? Have you thought of pressing it flat before it's examined?
As I didn't mention, I've been allocated a mini oven with 12cm between the pan and the upper elements. I'm not ungrateful, since my daughter bought it specially.
What's "unnecessary" got to do with it? This is the season of feasting and general excess. It's not as if there's much that's excessive in a normal 3lb chicken anyway.
Precisely.
Chicken is now an everyday snack, not a special feast. (Except for the unfortunate people who really can't afford any more).
I have considered taking a guinea fowl and, if necessary, asking for a hammer to make it flatter.
I suppose you could do something with a poussin, if you can find one at this time before Christmas. One poussin is normally considered a serving for one person.
Yup, baby chicken.
As it seems to be a lunch on a working day, what with paint stripping and metal bashing - which are not usually considered festive activities - why not get one or two of those sous vide things and forget the chicken? They do pulled pork and shank of lamb and a few others. They only take a few minutes to microwave and with vegetables they are a good lazy meal. You could acknowledge the season by having Christmas pudding afterwards, and then back to paint stripping. I suspect sitting back afterwards with a Havana cigar and a glass of Cognac, would be out this year.
That's bog-standard everyday food for me, not a once-per-year feast. My freezer has quite a few home made slow cooked stews. The most recent is based around octopus
I've considered getting a sous-vide cooker in addition to my slow cooker, pressure cooker, chafing dish, but (a) I haven't got room to store it and (b) safety becomes more non-trivial below 72C
I can't really see the compulsion some feel to eat poultry at Christmas anyway. I shall be enjoying a joint of beef pot roasted with onions, shallots and red wine.
It is a matter of preference. I enjoy other types of cooking at other times.
For Christmas I like chestnut and chipolata stuffing saturated in the bird's fat, with some home made rowan and crabapple jelly as a condiment. That wouldn't fit with your choice!
I've been looking for interesting birds in game butchers, Waitrose and similar, but without luck. Rather to my surprise I've just found a brace of pheasants. Where did I find them? In Aldi of all places! I hope they have been properly hung, so they aren't merely "brown chicken". That makes me realise I ought to take them out the fridge and leave them in my cellar.
[Waitrose => high end supermarket, Aldi => cheap supermarket]
But let's not detract from specmaster's circumstances, which are dire and which make mine look like a mere pin prick. I wish I had something cheery and hopeful to say to him.