The Meme and Jokes Thread

[Specmaster]

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[BU508A]

I got those from my friends.

[mnementh]

That's just proof that cats do, in fact, own everything.

mnem
Things that make you go "hmmmmm..." number 532: Can God make a cat so lazy-floopy that even he cannot lift it from his easy chair...?

[BU508A]

Q: Why do PHP programmers wear glasses?

A: Because they can't C#

[BU508A]

Makes sense to me.

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[dl6lr]

Makes sense to me.

Well, we had a home built espresso machine at our booth at Maker Faire in Hannover.

https://www.wellenkino.de/557/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=746

That one was effective, though no milk!

[BU508A]

Makes sense to me.

Well, we had a home built espresso machine at our booth at Maker Faire in Hannover.

https://www.wellenkino.de/557/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=746

That one was effective, though no milk!

One day I'll visit the Maker Faire in Hannover, but 700km one way is a lot.

[tggzzz]

Makes sense to me.

Well, we had a home built espresso machine at our booth at Maker Faire in Hannover.

https://www.wellenkino.de/557/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=746

That one was effective, though no milk!

One day I'll visit the Maker Faire in Hannover, but 700km one way is a lot.

I went >600 miles (except that I flew), taking my voltage source to be calibrated by the PTB's HP3458 that they had calibrated[1] the day before

I enjoyed the time there, and might consider going again.

[1] self calibrated, as you would hope

[BU508A]

Well, we had a home built espresso machine at our booth at Maker Faire in Hannover.

https://www.wellenkino.de/557/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=746

That one was effective, though no milk!

One day I'll visit the Maker Faire in Hannover, but 700km one way is a lot.

I went >600 miles (except that I flew), taking my voltage source to be calibrated by the PTB's HP3458 that they had calibrated[1] the day before

I enjoyed the time there, and might consider going again.

[1] self calibrated, as you would hope

If you go again, then I'll be there as well!
And I'll bring a cake. Bratapfelkuchen.

[bd139]

I need to persuade bd140 to join me. Her aunt doesn't live that far from Hannover

[BU508A]

I need to persuade bd140 to join me. Her aunt doesn't live that far from Hannover

In that case I should consider to bring two cakes.

[dl6lr]

Makes sense to me.

Well, we had a home built espresso machine at our booth at Maker Faire in Hannover.

https://www.wellenkino.de/557/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=746

That one was effective, though no milk!

One day I'll visit the Maker Faire in Hannover, but 700km one way is a lot.

More south? October 21st Sindelfingen, November 11th Salzburg.

But PTB will not be there, but probably August 24th/25th 2024 in Hannover.
Well, we should arrange for a meeting there. I am part of "Wellenkino", the PTBs neighbour booth for several years, with a focus on vintage test equipment. This year we had in example a staple of voltmeters with different display technologies. From needle meter (R&S URI), edge lit displays (DM2001 MK 2, DIGITAL MEASUREMENTS LTD.), nixies (HP 3450B and Meratronik V543) , panaplex (DATA PRECISION 3500) to LED (HP 3437A).

[Zenith]

Makes sense to me.

Well, we had a home built espresso machine at our booth at Maker Faire in Hannover.

https://www.wellenkino.de/557/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=746

That one was effective, though no milk!

Heath Robinson beat you to it by some decades.

https://fineartamerica.com/featured/a-m ... inson.html

[BU508A]

Recently on xkcd:

[Cubdriver]

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[Zenith]

It reminds me of the Welder's Guide to Fuse replacement.

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[mnementh]

mnem
Dilithium shakes for breakfast, yo.

[BU508A]

[Cubdriver]

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[BU508A]

[mnementh]

Ehhh... has a bit of a Spaceballs feel to it; Borscht-belt comedy delivered 10 years after anything even remotely timely...

So... yeah, a perfect Dad Joke.

mnem
8 points for style; -6 for waiting till everybody you're making fun of is dead of old age...

[BU508A]

So... yeah, a perfect Dad Joke.

Do I have ever mentioned, that I love Dad jokes?

[mnementh]

Yes, I was congratulating you on a well-played shaggy dog story.

mnem
"That's a long, long way to tip a Rarie!!!"

[Specmaster]

An updated delivery planner, one I nicked from another forum

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[vk6zgo]

Yes, I was congratulating you on a well-played shaggy dog story.

mnem
"That's a long, long way to tip a Rarie!!!"

"We'll come back tomorrow & take him for his Pub!"