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I guess I'm old - I don't 'get' nose hardware - this one really made me laugh.

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Why don't penguins like rock music?

Because they only like sole
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AVGresponding wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 1:39 pm Why don't penguins like rock music?

Because they only like sole
I love puns about eyes.
The cornea the better.
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What's a penguin's favourite dog?

A Bichon Freeze
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What did the penguin get from the genie of the lamp?

Three fishes
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When Liberace retired, he sold all his pianos, but he couldn't sell his stool.
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Why do penguins go around in pairs?

Freezer crowd
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Why was the penguin popular?

Because he was an ice guy
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I was in Lidl today and I saw they were offering a renewable energy wooden train set featuring:

3 beautifully designed features: level crossing, train station with solar panels and charging point for the electric car, and a wind turbine with rotating rotor blades
Solar panels with tilting function
With light and sound effects
3-year warranty

Batteries included! It tickled me.

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Zenith wrote: Thu Oct 26, 2023 6:12 pm ...Batteries included! It tickled me.

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Are they rechargeable batteries?

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I'm not a gambling man - in the conventional sense - but I'd lay £10 that they are not. They are almost certainly alkaline AAs or AAAs. When a product is rechargeable or solar powered, such as a power tool, or flashlight, or garden lights, the seller is quick to boast about it as a feature, and often include a charger.

Of course they could be rechargeable, say NiCads or SLAs. All in the spirit of forming young minds to be future responsible guardians of the planet.
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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together
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What do penguins wear to the beach?

Flipper flops
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Just remembered a joke my physics teacher told me:

Where does mercury come from?

Hg wells
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What's a penguin's favourite ice cream flavour?

Fishtachio
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