The Meme and Jokes Thread

[Cubdriver]

Cat resistant Christmas Tree:


-Pat

[Cubdriver]

[BU508A]

[Specmaster]

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[BU508A]

Beware of the Mounty!

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[BU508A]

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[Specmaster]

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[BU508A]

[tggzzz]

As usual Randall Monroe shows he is clued up...

The caption is "It's not just time zones and leap seconds. SI seconds on Earth are slower because of relativity, so there are time standards for space stuff (TCB, TGC) that use faster SI seconds than UTC/Unix time. T2 - T1 = [God doesn't know and the Devil isn't telling.]"

[AVGresponding]

I may have spotted Specmaster parked up:

[MED6753]

Do you have speed bumps in the UK? That will take care of those fugly ground effects.

[tggzzz]

Do you have speed bumps in the UK? That will take care of those fugly ground effects.

Oh, yes we do And many are barely the width of a car's wheelbase, so if you straddle them correctly you barely notice them.

Unless you are in a car like that

[vk6zgo]

As usual Randall Monroe shows he is clued up...

The caption is "It's not just time zones and leap seconds. SI seconds on Earth are slower because of relativity, so there are time standards for space stuff (TCB, TGC) that use faster SI seconds than UTC/Unix time. T2 - T1 = [God doesn't know and the Devil isn't telling.]"

Analog TV person: ---"64us!"

[Specmaster]

I may have spotted Specmaster parked up:

Haha, what a fugly mess of that car they have made. I wouldn't be seen dead in sh1t box, what on earth made then do that.

This is my chariot below.

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[bd139]

Haha, what a fugly mess of that car they have made. I wouldn't be seen dead in sh1t box, what on earth made then do that.

It's the abstract concept of "quality". Some people get it. Some people don't. This person does not get it.

[AVGresponding]

Do you have speed bumps in the UK? That will take care of those fugly ground effects.

Oh, yes we do And many are barely the width of a car's wheelbase, so if you straddle them correctly you barely notice them.

Unless you are in a car like that

In Bradford, full-road-width ones are common, and even the ones that aren't full width can be very harsh. There's a truncated pyramid type that is too wide to straddle, except in a HGV/bus, and they are vicious.

[tggzzz]

Do you have speed bumps in the UK? That will take care of those fugly ground effects.

Oh, yes we do And many are barely the width of a car's wheelbase, so if you straddle them correctly you barely notice them.

Unless you are in a car like that

In Bradford, full-road-width ones are common, and even the ones that aren't full width can be very harsh. There's a truncated pyramid type that is too wide to straddle, except in a HGV/bus, and they are vicious.

The full-width ones are common here as well. The way of reducing their effect is to approach them at a slightly oblique angle so that each wheel's independent suspension removes much of the vertical movement. Unintended consequences, and all that

There are a few "long" ones, where the car goes up, then horizontal, then down. Uses a lot of tarmac, so I'm not sure why they are used. I count them as two speed bumps.

Those ones in the (first picture I found) picture do have unusually steep sides; most have sides as shallow as the ramp.

I don't know, but my guess is that the main reason for the partial-width ramps is so they can be largely avoided during "flashing blue light" journeys.

[tggzzz]

Haha, what a fugly mess of that car they have made. I wouldn't be seen dead in sh1t box, what on earth made then do that.

This is my chariot below.

Boring: too many wheels, too few wings, and not enough acceleration

[nixiefreqq]

Haha, what a fugly mess of that car they have made. I wouldn't be seen dead in sh1t box, what on earth made then do that.

It's the abstract concept of "quality". Some people get it. Some people don't. This person does not get it.

quality? oh shit......bd must have read robert pirsig.

(read ZATAOMM in 1976.....and have not been right since)

[mnementh]

This look!

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That is supply-side economics in a nutshell.

mnem
and the dog's response is exactly correct.

[mnementh]

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Yeah, except Pintos can't move fast enuff to blue-shift. Or dopple.

mnem
well, maybe this one: