I guess I'm old - I don't 'get' nose hardware - this one really made me laugh.
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Why don't penguins like rock music?
Because they only like sole
Because they only like sole
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I love puns about eyes.AVGresponding wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2023 1:39 pm Why don't penguins like rock music?
Because they only like sole
The cornea the better.
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What's a penguin's favourite dog?
A Bichon Freeze
A Bichon Freeze
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What did the penguin get from the genie of the lamp?
Three fishes
Three fishes
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Who let Murphy in?
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When Liberace retired, he sold all his pianos, but he couldn't sell his stool.
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Why do penguins go around in pairs?
Freezer crowd
Freezer crowd
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Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy
Because he was an ice guy
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If at first you don't succeed..Skydiving is not the sport for you.
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I was in Lidl today and I saw they were offering a renewable energy wooden train set featuring:
3 beautifully designed features: level crossing, train station with solar panels and charging point for the electric car, and a wind turbine with rotating rotor blades
Solar panels with tilting function
With light and sound effects
3-year warranty
Batteries included! It tickled me.
https://www.lidl.co.uk/p/playtive-woode ... /p10008358
3 beautifully designed features: level crossing, train station with solar panels and charging point for the electric car, and a wind turbine with rotating rotor blades
Solar panels with tilting function
With light and sound effects
3-year warranty
Batteries included! It tickled me.
https://www.lidl.co.uk/p/playtive-woode ... /p10008358
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Are they rechargeable batteries?Zenith wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2023 6:12 pm ...Batteries included! It tickled me.
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I'm not a gambling man - in the conventional sense - but I'd lay £10 that they are not. They are almost certainly alkaline AAs or AAAs. When a product is rechargeable or solar powered, such as a power tool, or flashlight, or garden lights, the seller is quick to boast about it as a feature, and often include a charger.
Of course they could be rechargeable, say NiCads or SLAs. All in the spirit of forming young minds to be future responsible guardians of the planet.
Of course they could be rechargeable, say NiCads or SLAs. All in the spirit of forming young minds to be future responsible guardians of the planet.
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How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
Igloos it together
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What do penguins wear to the beach?
Flipper flops
Flipper flops
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Just remembered a joke my physics teacher told me:
Where does mercury come from?
Hg wells
Where does mercury come from?
Hg wells
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What's a penguin's favourite ice cream flavour?
Fishtachio
Fishtachio
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